But we’ve changed the creative landscape with this blog. It not only invites contributions from within our four walls, but opens up the ‘Newhaven Way’ to like-minded people all over the globe.

Mouse flavoured cat food … Prescription windscreens for short-sighted drivers … Keep ‘em coming.

Erect meeting posts in city centres. The posts would be arranged in a wide circle and would be called ‘One o’clock’, ‘Two o’clock’, and so on. People could simply arrange to meet Four o’clock and safe in the knowledge that all parties would be aware of the time and location of the rendezvous. To make things even simpler, Twelve o’clock would be due north and Six o’clock due south.

How great would that be? Hmmm?